I've done great for myself despite having a very strong stutter, but goddamn I'm not ashamed to admit I still fantasize about the day I can attach a little black mirror bullshit to my temple and be able to speak even mostly normally. I don't care how hacky it is, I'm gonna glue that thing to me as soon as I can and waste all my money buying drinks for people at the bar who will listen to me say my name fluenty for the first time in my life. In the time being, though, I'll waste my money buying drinks for people at the bar who tolerate me taking 10 seconds to say my name