Funny reasons for the Stutter

Funny reasons for the Stutter Over the years when people ask about my stutter i made it a habit of coming up with funny or outrageous reasons i.e. - bar fight gone bad. - multiple personalities talking at once. - mom liked vibrating toys while pregnant. - not eating my vegetables as a kid. - demons clown hunted me as a kid. - iron to head ( that really happend, stuttered before it though.) Im bored at work and curiouse what reason others have said in the past.