This is the worst teasing I ever got and if someone does that I have to just walk away the amount of cruelty and ignorance is intolerable. I was helping a friend with their relationship they were trying to get their partner into rehab. I helped a lot but when this person started doing that toward me I had to stop helping. That person never got help before me and I don't walk around worrying if I would have helped: they did not want help and still don't so there truly wasn't any reason for me to put up with that. In school I had to learn to be on the offense with sarcasm. They already do not care about you so any attempts to defend yourself and your dignity may result in further teasing. My go tos were "that's real mature guys" and "gee I've never heard that one before" and in high school "are you this bad at all of your impressions?" "I can't believe you didn't get picked for the school musical!"/"you should try out for the play" esp if the bully was a sporty jerk they tend to hate the arts.