Ah, you see I have the simplest solution! A solution so delectable, the fact nobody thought of it before now is simply a tragedy. This simple thing big pharma *doesn’t* want you to know. You see, my dear boy, you just need to stop talking completely and you’ll never stutter again! Even better if you have a Stephen Hawking-like type-to-talk machine. That’ll be $199.99 plus tax, please.