I just gave my students an unhinged safety brief.

I just gave my students an unhinged safety brief. I am an Adjunct professor at my local University where I teach Respiratory Therapy. I am also a retired Army Combat Medic/Paratrooper. One of my favorite things to do is to give my students a good old-fashioned Army safety brief before sending them off into the hospital, but I do it my style. Stutter included. "Morning RTs, now there is a good chance that you may see/smell/and or taste something that you may not recover from. There is a good chance that some of you may not survive the day, BUT THAT IS A SACRIFICE THAT I WILL MAKE OF YOU! As some of you may know, our patient's like to hunt in small packs to bring down large prey and their eye sight is motion based. Keep a pudding cup in your pocket at all times incase you need to drop it and run. Remember, a dead RT creates more patient's then they will ever save. We don't need any more heros (RIP Josh)."