My geography teacher asked me about this, I said I still wanted to be included, but not the "creeping death" of neatly going around class. I asked him to just randomly assign me a paragraph. Bless his heart, he'd go creeping death around the classroom until we reached the shortest paragraph in the section, call me, then go back to creeping death. He had the spirit, but not quite the execution, since I always knew which paragraph was going to be me anyway