One of my favorite stories is when I tried to order a country fried steak but I got suck in a loop of "cunt" (took about 4 tries). Either the waitress didn't notice at all, or she was a pro and strolled casually to the back before she lost it laughing. Edit: Reading through some of the other stories, I feel like I may have misread the intent of this post. If so I will gladly take my silly little story down.